My Death, Yesterday
I was killed yesterday. This is how it happened.
I was walking along the road, minding my own business. You know, flipping off the male drivers and making rather rude gestures to the female drivers.
Well, one of the female drivers had a fast reaction. She was hardly 20 feet away, coming along the road toward me about 45 miles per hour, when I made my rude gestures.
Just like that, she swerved, hitting me on my knees with her bumper so hard I flew several feet.
Wouldn't you just know it, there was a rock right where my head landed. Blood and brains spattered.
I guess you could say I ended up being the one who was rude-ed.
I was walking along the road, minding my own business. You know, flipping off the male drivers and making rather rude gestures to the female drivers.
Well, one of the female drivers had a fast reaction. She was hardly 20 feet away, coming along the road toward me about 45 miles per hour, when I made my rude gestures.
Just like that, she swerved, hitting me on my knees with her bumper so hard I flew several feet.
Wouldn't you just know it, there was a rock right where my head landed. Blood and brains spattered.
I guess you could say I ended up being the one who was rude-ed.
posted by Vibes at 5:58 PM
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